What a Putz

On February 19th the Navy Commissioned the USS Total Failure; I'm sorry the USS Jimmy Carter. It's a one-of-a-kind vessel that

has all the capabilities of a Seawolf-class submarine, plus a 100-foot-long, 2,500-ton hull extension known as the multimission platform to test new generations of weapons and support Navy SEAL (sea, air and land forces) operations. Along with the ocean interface testbed platform, the vessel can be equipped with a dry deck shelter and can operate the Advanced SEAL Delivery System.

But then, “We don’t go to sea to go to war,” Carter said during a tour of the sub. “We go to sea to preserve the peace.” Whatever dickhead.